Entries by Chris Kelly

Weathering the Storm: The Ultimate Guide to Inspecting Homes in Extreme Climates

Extreme climates can take a toll on homes, leading to wear and tear that’s often hidden from plain sight. Whether it’s the blistering heat of summer, the freezing cold of winter, or the relentless forces of hurricanes, homes need to be resilient to withstand these conditions. In this guide, we’ll walk you through the key […]

Harmony Unleashed: The Art of Feng Shui in Home Inspections

Discovering Feng Shui Feng Shui is more than just interior design. It’s an ancient Chinese practice that harmonizes energies in a space. When applied correctly, Feng Shui promotes well-being and prosperity. But how does this art relate to home inspections? Let’s dive in. The Basics of Feng Shui What is Feng Shui? Feng Shui focuses […]

Into the Future: Unveiling AI-Driven Smart Homes and the Inspectors’ Odyssey

Welcome to the Future Imagine waking up in a home that knows you. A home that adjusts the temperature to your liking, brews your coffee just the way you love it, and even secures itself when you leave. This is not a scene from a sci-fi movie; it’s the reality of AI-driven smart homes. The […]

Harmony at Home: The Soundscape of Homes and Acoustic Considerations in Inspections

Welcome, curious readers, to a harmonious exploration of an often overlooked aspect of homes – the soundscape! In this blog, we’ll unravel the importance of acoustic elements in homes, from the art of soundproofing to the science of room acoustics and the impact of audio systems. Join us as we tune into the melody of […]

Inspection Confessions: The Funniest ‘Oops’ Moments in the Field

Greetings, fellow laugh-seekers and inspection aficionados! Today, we’re peeling back the curtain and diving into the hilarious world of inspection confessions. Join us for a confessional-style blog where inspectors spill the beans on their most amusing ‘oops’ moments in the field. From mistaking pet rocks for termites to triggering quirky home alarm systems, get ready […]

Haunted Homes and Inspections: Unveiling the Paranormal in Real Estate

Welcome, thrill-seekers and brave hearts, to a spine-tingling journey through haunted homes and inspections! Join us as we explore eerie tales of ghostly dwellings and the intrepid inspectors who face the supernatural head-on. From creaky floorboards to mysterious cold spots, this blog promises a humorous dive into the paranormal side of real estate. 1. The […]

Inspectors vs. Critters: The Wild Encounters We Didn’t See Coming

Welcome, nature enthusiasts and curious minds, to a wildlife safari like no other – the world of home inspections! Join us on a journey through unexpected animal housemates, bizarre encounters, and the wild side of inspections. It turns out, sometimes the real beasts are under the roof, not in the jungle!     **1. Squirrels in […]

The Lost and Found Chronicles: Home Inspections Unearth the Unbelievable!

Expect the Unexpected Home inspections usually focus on structural integrity and safety. But sometimes, inspectors find the unexpected. These discoveries range from hidden treasures to bizarre oddities. Let’s dive into some unbelievable tales from home inspections. Hidden Treasures: Real-Life Treasure Hunts Gold Coins in the Attic One inspector found a box of antique gold coins […]

DIY Disasters: The Comedy of Errors in Home Improvement

The Allure of DIY Home improvement projects seem like a great idea at first. You imagine saving money and feeling proud of your handiwork. However, the reality often involves unexpected complications and hilarious mistakes. Let’s dive into some common DIY disasters and why they happen. The Great Paint Fiasco Choosing the Wrong Color Picking paint […]

Pint-Sized Properties: The Big Laughs and Challenges in Tiny Homes

Tiny Homes, Big Adventures Tiny homes pack a lot of charm into a small space. They offer unique living experiences. However, they come with their own set of challenges and laughs. Let’s explore the ups and downs of living in a tiny home. **1. The Laughs: Unexpected Humor in Tiny Living** Living in a tiny […]