Entries by Chris Kelly

Inspectors vs. Critters: The Wild Encounters We Didn’t See Coming 

When most people think about home inspections, they imagine checklists, flashlights, and maybe a dusty attic or two.  But for home inspectors? Sometimes, the job turns into a wildlife safari. 🦝  Welcome to Inspectors vs. Critters, where home inspections get unexpectedly up close and personal with nature’s least invited guests. From raccoons in the rafters […]

The Lost and Found Chronicles: Home Inspections Unearth the Unbelievable!

When you book a home inspection, you expect us to check the roof, plumbing, electrical, foundation—all the essentials. What you don’t expect? A forgotten stash of cash in the attic. A 1980s time capsule. Or… a fully functioning disco ball in a crawlspace. Welcome to The Lost and Found Chronicles—where the unexpected is part of […]

DIY Disasters: The Comedy of Errors in Home Improvement 

When Pinterest Becomes a Punchline  We love a good DIY project—nothing beats rolling up your sleeves, grabbing a power tool, and shouting “I saw this on YouTube!” But at Kelly Inspection Services, we’ve seen the other side of DIY: the Frankenstein kitchens, the backwards toilets, the duct tape “fixes,” and enough mystery wiring to power […]

Pint-Sized Properties: The Big Laughs and Challenges in Tiny Homes 

Introduction: Tiny Homes, Big Personality  Tiny homes have taken the housing world by storm—offering minimalism, mobility, and major charm. But while these little dwellings pack a punch in creativity and lifestyle flexibility, they also come with their fair share of quirks, laughs, and inspection challenges.  At Kelly Inspection Services, we’ve squeezed ourselves into more than […]

Home Décor or Disaster? The Hilarious Chronicles of Weird Interior Design Trends Unearthed in Inspections 

When Inspections Get… Stylish?  As home inspectors, we’re trained to spot potential issues—foundation cracks, roof leaks, faulty wiring. But sometimes, we stumble upon something even more shocking: the design choices. Welcome to the wild world of “what were they thinking?” interior trends. In this post, we’re diving deep into the hilariously strange, mind-boggling, and occasionally […]

Home Maintenance: The Ultimate Comedy Show! Summer Seasonal Tips for Every Homeowner 

Because owning a home shouldn’t feel like a sitcom… but it kind of does.  Let’s face it—summer home maintenance is like trying to keep a toddler clean at a mud party. You think you’re ready… then the AC quits, the lawn turns into a jungle, and you find a wasp colony in the grill.  But […]

The Hilarious Home Inspection Adventure: A Tale of Quirky Houses and Laugh-Out-Loud Surprises

Let’s be real: Home inspections are serious business. We check everything from the roof to the foundation to keep people safe and protect their investment. But sometimes… we stumble into something that deserves to be in a Netflix comedy special.  Today, we’re pulling back the curtain on some of the funniest, strangest, and most unforgettable […]

Laughing Your Way to a Sold Sign: The Uplifting Benefits of Pre-Listing Inspections for Sellers

 Because nothing kills a deal faster than surprise repairs—and nothing boosts seller confidence like being prepared.    In the high-stakes world of real estate, selling your home can feel like walking a tightrope in a windstorm. But what if we told you there’s a way to ditch the stress, dodge last-minute surprises, and even add […]

Spotlight on Safety: A Comprehensive Guide to Ensuring Your Home Passes the Safety Inspection 

Whether you’re selling your home, preparing for a VA or FHA loan inspection, or just want to ensure your family is safe, understanding what a safety inspection covers is crucial. From smoke detectors to stair rails, there’s a long list of potential red flags that can delay a deal—or worse, put someone at risk.  Let’s […]

Inspecting the Inspectors: Busting Hilarious Home Inspection Myths 

Home inspectors are mysterious creatures…  They roam attics, crawl through basements, and point at stuff like they’re on an HGTV mission. But in all seriousness, home inspections are one of the most misunderstood parts of the real estate process—and that confusion has given rise to some pretty hilarious myths.  Today, we’re putting on our myth-busting […]